Thursday, March 31, 2011

Urban Dictionary - The On-Line Straight Shooter!

1.brain-cramp8 up4 down
A stupid, pehaps embarrassing, mistake; commonly confused with brain-fart (which is an idea).
I had a brain-cramp and for a moment couldn't remember which hand was my right.

6 comments:

krampstar said...

lol.... gotta love urban dictionary. in fact it has this to say about you schneider....

Lucksack
A player in a game of skill who wins as a result of luck despite poor play.

yep.... that pretty much sums it up.

X said...

Also from urban dictionary...

X - "a kiss" as in kiss your money goodbye when X sits down at your table

- "slang for the drug ecstacy" - if that doesn't describe my play I don't know what does

And I WISH I could make this up put search "Nat X" and this is the first item you get in it's entirety...

" Little Sperm Thrombosis 1 up, 2 down
buy little sperm thrombosis mugs, tshirts and magnetsThis is when you use the "withdrawel method" During sex.
Your boyfriend pulls out his mr benjamin and flaps it onto your stomach and cums.
The little sperm start to throb on the girls stomache causing "Little Sperm Thrombosis"! [citation needed]
Luke: Im coming babe!
Nat: Well Get it out then!!
Luke: What?? (orgasmic)
Nat: I dont want to be preggers!
Luke: Ok (flaps it out)
Nat: Thanks babe!
Luke: Im still gunna come though!
Nat: My mouths open!
Luke: (releaved) Too Late!
Nat: Aww Look at the little sperm!
Luke: Aww! Its Little Sperm thrombosis!
Nat: Bless! "

Say whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhattttttttttttttttt?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

krampstar said...

lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

big stack said...

Anyone interested in some playoff hockey pools let me know. I am not sure when I will be doing it yet but always promises for some heavy action.

Big Dipper said...

X - I heard you tried this method, but you couldn't stomach it. Poor little guys were left withering in a pool on the floor.

Speaking of pools...

Bob - I am totally in for a playoff pool. When you get the details finalized, I'll post it.

big stack said...

I will let everyone in when I figure it out. It is a busy time of the year with hockey and playoffs and everything. Will know when I get back from Saskatoon.